Tamil Marriage Jokes

Father :
Unaku mapilla epadi ma irukanum?

Daughter :
MONITER madiri mattama iruka kudathu, NEPOLEAN madri veerama irukanum !
XXX RUM madiri karupa iruka koodathu, WINE madiri segappa irukanum!
OLD MONK madiri Kilavana irukakudathu, JOHNY WALKER madiri younga irukanum ! SARAYAM madiri erunchu vilama SCOTCH madiri softa iruanum !
11 PM madiri late'a varama 8 PM madiri seekirama varanum!

Mukkiyamana visayam mapilai thani adika koodathu !

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Kalyaana Veedu Sms

Kalyaana veettil :

Man 1 : Vaanga.! Vaanga.!,


Neenga Mappla Veettukkaararaa,

Ponnu veettukkaararaa.?



Man 2 : Illainga Naan Ponnoada Pazhaiya Veettukkaarar.!.

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Google Jokes

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 5 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google??? :)

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