Tamil Marriage Jokes

Father :
Unaku mapilla epadi ma irukanum?

Daughter :
MONITER madiri mattama iruka kudathu, NEPOLEAN madri veerama irukanum !
XXX RUM madiri karupa iruka koodathu, WINE madiri segappa irukanum!
OLD MONK madiri Kilavana irukakudathu, JOHNY WALKER madiri younga irukanum ! SARAYAM madiri erunchu vilama SCOTCH madiri softa iruanum !
11 PM madiri late'a varama 8 PM madiri seekirama varanum!

Mukkiyamana visayam mapilai thani adika koodathu !