Vadivel vs Sundhar

Vadivel : Time enna?
Sundhar C : Neeya sollu..
Vadivel : mani 3..
Sundhar C : Athuku?
VAdivel : Ithu ennoda lunch time.. Ippo anathula kai vaipena thavire mathavanga kannathula kai vaika matten…!!!!

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Tamil Nice Punch Dialogue

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” Podura Ponnum..
Romba Nala Tea Kadaila Thongra
“BANNUM” Nalla Irundhatha

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Tamil Sardar Jokes Sms

Josiar: Unga Thosam Nivarthi Aganumna
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????

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Tamil Language Sms

Man 1:
Oru Nimishathula 130 Name Solla Mudiyuma?
Man 2:
Mudiyadhu, Niye Sollu…
Man 1:
100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam,
7malai, 5ali, And 3sha.
Kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

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Thathuva Sms

Inraiya Thathuvam :

“Aattu cala soup vaikalam,

Koli cala soup vaikalam,

But

Missed cala soup vaika mudiuma.? “

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Tamil SmS Jokes

Kaasu irundha Call Taxi Kaasu illenaa Kall thaan taxi.

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Tamil SmS Jokes

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

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Tamil SmS Jokes

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

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Tamil SmS Jokes

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu…
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

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Tamil SmS Jokes

Ennathan india-la irukka paampa(sneak) irunthalum

Antha paampu “Bush” “Bush” nu than Kaththum.!!!

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Tea Master Tea Poduvaaru…

Parotta Master Parotta Poduvaaru…

Post Master Post Poduvaaru…

Appadinna……..

Head Master Mandaiyava Poduvaru….!!!

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Parthiban & Vadivel Jokes

Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa

Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?

Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.

Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu

Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!

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Tamil SmS Jokes

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……
“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

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Lovers day Special

Girl: Yenkkitta Azhagu Illaiyaa,
Arivu Illayaa,
Yeandaa Yenna Unakku Pidikkala.?

Boy: Unakku
“Thangachi Illaiye”..!

By
Machinichi FANS…

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Good night friends...

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

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Joke Sms

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…? Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?Good Night

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College Sms

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

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Star Night Sms

Vijay – ‘Anna Gud n8 NA’
Ajith – ‘Ela Gud n8 LA’
Simbu – ‘machi gud n8 da’
Surya – ‘Hai MALINI Gud n8′
Dhanush – ‘hello boss gud n8′
Prakashraj – ‘Hai chellam Gud n8′

& finally
Mac Vivian

<”MOODITU PADUNGADA NONNAIGALA”>

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Lovers Sms

Advantages of not having a LOVER

1.can sleep well
2.can save time and money
3.no worry about how u look
4.no miss calls in mid nyt
5.no need 2 activate 10ps scheme
6.no need 2 recharge twice a day
7.can talk 2 all boys & girls
8.d most important,

Can forward this to all.

PROUD 2 be SINGLE.

Good Night Friends

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Tamil Funny Sms

Nilavin oliyil nee uranga,
vinmeen kandu kan simitta,
thendral unakku thalaiyaattu paada,
en chellamai nee “karunkurangu”,
sorry sorry kannurangu.

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Tamil SmS Jokes

Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan….
Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan,
avan oru PODI paiyanaam…..
ayyoooo… ayyooooo….

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