Showing posts with label Misc Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Misc Jokes. Show all posts

Thathuva Sms

Kangal thoongalam kanavugal thoongakoodathu . . ~A.P.J.ABDUL KALAM . .
Narambugal thalaralam nambikkai thalarakkoodathu. . ~ANNAI THERASA . .

Misc Jokes .

Man1: Sir, Neenga Pesuvadhu Sirikkavum, Sindhikkavum vaikkiradhu…

Man2: Appadiya… Romba Nanri!!!

Man1: Mudhalla Sirikkiroam, Appurama Ean Sirichomnu Sindhikkirom!!!

Police Sms

Police: Enna Car Tharumara Road-la Ingeyum Angeyum Oadudhu…

Man: Ippadhan sir Kaththukiren…

Police: Solli Kodukka Pakkathula Aall Illamaleya?

Man: Illa sir, Correspondant course-la Kaththukirean…

College sms

Most funniest situation in student life.

V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says

PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..

University grade sms

S-sappa mark
A-asingamana mark
B-Bad mark
C-Correct mark
D-distinction
E-excellent mark
U-university rank

Nice Quotes

“Dont judge a person by wat others say..
The person may be true to u…

But not to others…!

Bcoz the same SUN which melts the ice..

Hardens the clay too!

Funny Jokes

BEGGAR to MAN : Give me Food.
MAN : I will give you Whisky
Beggar : No i Don’t drink
MAN : I will give you Cigarettes
Beggar : No, I Don’t Smoke
MAN : I’ll get you a GIRL
Beggar : No, I Sleep Only with my Wife,Give me Food
MAN : Ok. Come home.
Beggar : Why.?
MAN : Because I want my wife to see what state can a Man get, if he has No Whisky No Cigarretes and sleeps Only with his wife. :)

Funny Student sms

Most funniest situation in student life.
V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says
PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..