Tamil Joke Sms

TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn anything.
 Sunny – Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?

6 birds sitting in a tree..
A man ready 2 shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1 bird was sitting.
why?
Koluppu…
unna maari..

Forward dis 2 whom u care:-
Plz Dont eat dairymilk or any other cadbury products..
Coz it wil cause severe stomach pain when u eat dem,
WITHOUT ‘ME’.:-)

1008 Velai Irundhaalum
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,
Ayyo Ayyoo…
Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..

Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Kalyaanam…

Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennaava Aaga Virumbura?
Boy: Husband…

Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Boy: Wife…

Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagall Theduvean…

Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appaa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…

Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!!  NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!

University First vara IDEA:
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga….
4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga
5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!!!!!!!!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!
OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!

Nee Sirikkum Ovvoru
Vinaadiyum Unnai Vittu
Un Maranam Vilagi
Selgiradhu.
Aanaal, Mattravargallukku
Maranam Nerungugiradhu.
So Nallaa Brush
Pannittu Siringa………!!!!!!!

Love- kum
7:29- kum
Oru Otrumai Irukku…!!!
Ennanu Therumaa??
Indha Rendukkum Apparam dhaan
(ELARAI) 7:30 Start Aaagum…

Ellarum unnai
vittu vilagum pothum
Ellorum unnai
verukkum pothum
nee purinthukol
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
Endru. Ok va………….
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