LKG Kids

LKG girl in Telephone..

Dad: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illanu sollu..
Daughter: serippa..

Tring tring..
Daughter: Hello… Appa veetla thaan irukar.
Dad: Yenma irukenu sonna?

Daughter: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa…
Athu ennoda lover!
LKG rockz..

UKG Boys Sms

A UKG TERROR’S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL….

SIR: Were did u born?
BOY: Tamil Nadu.
SIR: Which part?
BOY: Enna which part..
Whole Body born in Tamil Nadu..
SIR: ??? ok.. When is your Birthday?
BOY: March 4th.
SIR: Which year?
BOY: Every year.. Enna ya Loose madri kaelvi kaekura?
Un School-la enakku admission vaendam…….

Joke Sms

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…? Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?Good Night

Kallori Kavithai

`Kalamelam kalayadha ninaivugal…..

`Karpanayil karaindha nodigal…..

`Kalangaveitha nam natpin pirivugal

Ivai ellam ,

`Kadandhu vandha nam kallori naatkalin marayadha

“Nigalvugal”……

Kaadhal Kavithai

`Kangal moodiyadhum thondrum un mugham…..

`Kandu kondae irukka engum en manam …..

`Kadaesiyil mudivu maranam ……

Nice Sms

If you say nobody likes you, nobody feels for you, nobody takes care of you, nobody is there for you.
Then I will change My Name as NOBODY for You. ..

College Sms

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

Star Night Sms

Vijay – ‘Anna Gud n8 NA’
Ajith – ‘Ela Gud n8 LA’
Simbu – ‘machi gud n8 da’
Surya – ‘Hai MALINI Gud n8′
Dhanush – ‘hello boss gud n8′
Prakashraj – ‘Hai chellam Gud n8′

& finally
Mac Vivian

<”MOODITU PADUNGADA NONNAIGALA”>

Nice Quotes

“Dont judge a person by wat others say..
The person may be true to u…

But not to others…!

Bcoz the same SUN which melts the ice..

Hardens the clay too!

Google Jokes

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 5 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google??? :)

Kadhal Sms

Ponnungala Entha Alavuku
Love Pannanum Theriyuma.?

Naama Avala Love Panratha Parthu Ava
Friend Namaloda Odi Varanum..!

By, Kavalan Groups…!
Gud Nyt:)

Nice Quotes

Best words by a true frnd….
“My care will be in the heart and not in the words”
“My anger will be in words and not in the heart”
Good Evening

Lovers Sms

Advantages of not having a LOVER

1.can sleep well
2.can save time and money
3.no worry about how u look
4.no miss calls in mid nyt
5.no need 2 activate 10ps scheme
6.no need 2 recharge twice a day
7.can talk 2 all boys & girls
8.d most important,

Can forward this to all.

PROUD 2 be SINGLE.

Good Night Friends

Good Night Sms

Take everything As positive.. But think the negative for everything..
That makes development in your life…

- Obama …..good evening

Student sms

Most funniest situation in student life.
V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says
"PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE.."

Tamil SmS Jokes

008 Velai Irundhaalum
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,

Ayyo Ayyoo…

Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..

Kadi Sms

Nee Sirikkum Ovvoru
Vinaadiyum Unnai Vittu
Un Maranam Vilagi
Selgiradhu.
Aanaal, Mattravargallukku
Maranam Nerungugiradhu.
So Nallaa Brush
Pannittu Siringa………!!!!!!!

Funny College Sms

University First vara IDEA:
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga….

4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga

5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!!!!!!!!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!

OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!

Tamil Exam Sms

Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .

Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. .

Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .

Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.

College Sms

Leave Letter
Respected Sir,

Enna Pudunga Mudiyumo Pudungikkonga…

Naan Inniku Class-ku Vara Maaten.

Thanking You.