Brother Sister sms

Evry sister suportz his brother 4 his love cos sisterz knw 'wat love is?'n evry brother dosn't suportz his sister 2 love cos he knows 'who boys are?'..

Thathuva Sms

Inraiya Thathuvam :

“Aattu cala soup vaikalam,

Koli cala soup vaikalam,

But

Missed cala soup vaika mudiuma.? “

Naughty message

A T-Shirt Quote :
‘I Hate people who Steal My Ideas Before I Think of Them’.

Thathuva Sms

Kangal thoongalam kanavugal thoongakoodathu . . ~A.P.J.ABDUL KALAM . .
Narambugal thalaralam nambikkai thalarakkoodathu. . ~ANNAI THERASA . .

Beautiful thought sms

Every King was once a Crying Baby and every Great Building was once a Blueprint. It’s Not Where you Are Today, but where you’ll Reach Tomorrow.- Bill Gates.

Unnmai Varigall

Unmaiyaana Anbirkku

Yemaattra Theriyaadhu

Yemaara Mattumey

Theriyum….

Tamil SmS Jokes

Kaasu irundha Call Taxi Kaasu illenaa Kall thaan taxi.

Tamil SmS Jokes

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

Tamil SmS Jokes

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

Tamil SmS Jokes

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu…
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

Tamil SmS Jokes

Ennathan india-la irukka paampa(sneak) irunthalum

Antha paampu “Bush” “Bush” nu than Kaththum.!!!

****************

Tea Master Tea Poduvaaru…

Parotta Master Parotta Poduvaaru…

Post Master Post Poduvaaru…

Appadinna……..

Head Master Mandaiyava Poduvaru….!!!

Tamil Natpu Kavithai.

Palagum mun
“THANIMAI”

Palagiya pin
“INIMAI”

Pirivu enpatho
“KODUMAI”

Pirinthalthan theriyum
“NATPIN ARUMAI”

Our Friendship Never Ends…

Sindhanai Kavithai(Hikoo)

Indha Kaala Adhisayam!!!

Idhayangalai

Pudhaiththu Vittu

Uyir Vazhum Manidhargal!!!…

Good Morning SmS

Hello,

wakup,

Receive my simple gift of

‘GOOD MORNING’

wrapped with sincerity,

tied with care and sealed with a prayer to

keep u safe and happy all day long!

Take Care

Good Morning SmS

Morning greetings
doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
“I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!”

Good Night SmS

Wish I would there

to hold u tight,

instead of saying this loving gud nite.

Good Night SmS

My Math teacher told me

1 Hour=60 Mins
&
1 Min = 60 secs.

But she never told me

1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100 years.

Miss you,

Good Night,

have a sweet dream

Parthiban & Vadivel Jokes

Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa

Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?

Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.

Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu

Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!

School Jokes

Teacher : Students…Mudhal masam january !
2-vathu masam Febuary!
10-vathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

Tamil SmS Jokes

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……
“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Tamil Natpu SmS

Kadavul kitta dress keten…
Thuni kadaiye koduthar….
Sappadu keten..
Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten…
un cell number koduthar,
Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…

Tamil Sangam Jokes

Raw kudichchavanum
Raa Pagala padichchavanum
Nalla Vazhndhadha
Sariththiram illa…
So
Alava Padinga
Soda ooththi Kudinga…
By
“SEMMA BODHAYIL SEMESTER
EZHUDHUVOAR SANGAM”

Tamil SmS Sangam

Night-la KOSU Kadicha

Good Night

Vaikka Mudiyum…

Kalai-la KOSU Kadicha

Good Morning

Vaikka Mudiyuma

by

Kosuvai vida

Moasamai

Kadippoar SANGAM

Cute & Nice Kavithai

Naam Neasikkum Palar

Nammai Marakka

Ninaiththalum…

Nammai Neasikkum Silarai

Naam Ninaikka

Marakka Koodaadhu…

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai

Unnai

Endha Alavukku

Pidikkum Enru

Theriyavillai…

Aanal!

Unnai

Pidiththa Alavukku

Indha Ulagaththil

Veru Edhuvum

Enakku Pidikkavillai…

MY DEAR I LOVE YOU FOREVER…

Kadhal Kavithai…(ENNAVALUKKAGA)…

Pattupoana

En Idhayaththai

Thottu Pona

Un KADHAL…

Kaaththirukkum

En

Kannukkul

Poothirukkum

Un

Ninaivugalai

Eppadi Naan

Marakka Mudiyum.!!!

Dear Friends,
INDHA Kavithaiyil varum
“KADHAL” Vaarthaikku
padhilaa
“NATPU” Vaarthaiya use
Pannuna Friendship Kavithaiyaayidum…

College Jokes

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.

“Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.”

“Oh yeah? What’s the problem?”

“When I asked her if she could learn to love me,” he said, “she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”

Vasandhame Vaa!!!

Varamai Nee

Kidaikkum varai

En Valiba thavam

Kalaiyadhu!!!

Nadhiyai Nee

Paayum varai

En Ilamai Anai

Niraiyadhu!!!

Amudhamai Nee

Valiyum varai

En Idhaya Koppai

Niraiyadhu!!!

Vasandhamai Nee

Varum Varai

En Vazhkai Vasal

Moodadhu!!!

Kadhal Thiruttu…

Kannkal…

Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!

Udhadugal…

Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!

Ennam…

Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!

Kavithaigal…

Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!

Anbe!!!

Ennai Neeyum…

Unnai Naanum…

Thirudi Kondom!!!

Nam Idhayangalai

Thirudiyadhu…

Kadhal!!!

Thaththuvam…

Manadhai

Adakkinal

Thyanam…

ManamPol

Aadinal

Viraivil Mayanam!!!

SmS Sangam

Hi… What are you doing???

Un Veetula
Un Love matter
Sollitiya???

By
Kudumbathil
“GUNDU”
Vaippoar Sangam (P) Ltd.
Yengalukku Veru Kilaigal Illai…

School Jokes

Teacher: Thiruvalluvar 1330 Kurallaiyum 133 ‘Adhikarama” Yezhudthi Irukkar…

Student: Yean Sir, Oru Kuralai Kooda Avar ‘Anbaa” Yezhudhalaiyaa…

Love Jokes

Road Has
Speed Limit.

Bank Has
Money Limit.

Exam Has
Time Limit.

Building Has
Height Limit.

But,

Love Has
No Limit….

Only Revit….

Tamil SmS Jokes

Yean thanni thelichchu Kolam poduranga theriyuma???

Kolam pottuttu thanni thelicha Kolam Azhinjidum adhaan…

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tamil Kadi Jokes

‘Test’-ukkum
‘Quiz’-ukkum
Enna Different???

?

‘Test’-la
Answer therincha Pass

‘Quiz’-la
Answer theriyalanathan Pass

Tamil Kadi Jokes

2 pasanga sappittu kondirukkumbodhu…

Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta…

Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai ‘Viyarvai sindhi’ sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan…

College SmS Jokes

Teacher to Student: Yeanda Last Sem. Andha ponnoada suththi kittu irundha…
Indha Sem. innoru ponnoada suththura…
Ennada Ninaichuttu irukka un manasula…

Student: Maam Syllabus Changed!!!

Kulirgirathe…

Agni Veyilil Nadakkaiyil

Enakku Mattum Kulirgiradhe…

Unnai Parka varuvathanala…

Theriuma…

Panneer Vasanaidhyan…

Etthanai Perukku Therium…

Adhu Rojakkalin”KANNEER” Endru…

Nan Swasippadhu…

Kaatrey!!!

AvalaiKadandhu Varuvadhaldhan

Unnai Nan Swasikkiren..

School Jokes

Teacher: Enma Sumathi, School-ukku Varumbodhu Ippadiya Thalaiya virichu pottutu Varradhu???

Sumathi: Neengathane teacher, Neathikku Pooraa Pinniduven Pinniduvennu Sollikittu Iundheenga…

Misc Jokes .

Man1: Sir, Neenga Pesuvadhu Sirikkavum, Sindhikkavum vaikkiradhu…

Man2: Appadiya… Romba Nanri!!!

Man1: Mudhalla Sirikkiroam, Appurama Ean Sirichomnu Sindhikkirom!!!

Police Sms

Police: Enna Car Tharumara Road-la Ingeyum Angeyum Oadudhu…

Man: Ippadhan sir Kaththukiren…

Police: Solli Kodukka Pakkathula Aall Illamaleya?

Man: Illa sir, Correspondant course-la Kaththukirean…

Cute Love SmS

I can lose
5 letter word
‘Money’

4 letter word
‘Food’

3 letter word
‘Joy’

2 letter word
‘Me’

But I can’t lose
ONE letter word
That’s

“U”

IT Jokes

Two Beggers meet.
.
Two Software Engineers meet.
.
Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
.
Guess What???
.
.
.
.
So? Which Platform are you Working on.!

Friendship

FRIENDSHIP

doesn’t shine by just

shaking hands in best time…

But it blossoms by holding hands

firmly in critical situations!!!

Quiz..

Which country was known as PERSIA, until 1935.?
.
.
.
?
.
.
Ans: IRAN.

Sardharji Jokes

Irish: I want Pink Curtains for my Computer Screen.

Salesman: But Computers do not need Curtains.

Irish: Hey!!! I Have Installed Windows!!!

Oru Kuzhandhai-in Kavidhai!!!

Avalai Paarkkumbodhu

Solla Ninaikkirean…

Aval Sirikkumbodhu

Solla Ninaikkirean…

Aval Ennai Muththam Idumbodhu

Solla Ninaikkirean…

Aanal Solla

Mudiyavillai!!!

Kadavulea…

Yenakku Seekkiram

Peasum Sakthiyai Kodu…

Avalai “AMMA”

Enrazhaikka…

The Feelings of a THREE MONTH OLD BABY!.!.!.

April 1st SmS

Oct-2 for Gandhi,

Nov-14 for Neharu,

Apr-24 for Sachin,

Aug-15 for India,

Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!

U _____ for all Cute Girls

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS.

LKG Gold Medalist

A fr Apple,
B fr Big Apple,
C fr Chinna Apple,
D fr Double Apple,
E fr Ennoru apple,
F fr First Sonnenla Andha Apple,
BY: LKG Gold Medalist…

2 Lovers suicide

2 lovers plan suicide.
Boy jumps first.

Girl closed her eyes &
returned back.

Boy opens parashute & says ”goyala Theriyum di ungala Pathi. . .

Husband & Wife

Husband : needhan eanakku wife-ga varuveanu en school sir sonnaru
Wife : eappadi?

Hurband : “NEE MAADU MAIKKATTHAN LAIKKU”-Nu aapave sonnaru.

Kudumba Kattupaadu

DOCTOR : Enama kalyanam aayi anju maasam thaan aaguthu athukkulla unga husbandku “kudumba kattu paadu” operation panna solringa? LADY : Aamaam doctor, naan ’5′ maasam. En sister ’4′ maasam. En veetu velaikari ’3′ maasam. Enga paati ’2′ Maasam. Enga veetu dog kooda naethu raathiri vaanthi eduthurichu. DOCTOR : Unga husband yaaru? LADY : Message padichittu onnum theriyatha maathiri sirikkirarae ivuru thaan doctor

Veedu. . .

Man 1. Eppadiyo kashtappattu veettai katti mudichittaen.. aanaa, manasu ‘dhick.. dhick’ nu irukkudhu
Man2: yaen?
Man1: nilam yaarudhunu theriyala..

Sun TV Hollywood Movies

Ungal SUN-TV” yil.. intha vaaram puttham puthiya dubbing padangal .. Monday: “Aatha thirumbi vara”(THE MUMMY RETURNS) Tuesday: “Silandi Mappla” (THE SPIDERMAN) Wednesday:” ithu aavarathuku illai ” (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE) Thursday: “karuva pasanga” (MEN IN BLACK) Friday: “otta mama” (HOLLOW MAN) Saturday: “innoru naalaikku sangu oodhu” (DIE ANOTHER DAY) Sunday: “mama kadhai” (POLICE STORY) Paarthu magilungal…

LKG Boyz

LKG Boy1 :
Mapla yenga appa bayanthankolliya irukkaruda.
LKG Boy2 :
Yeppadida Sollura?
LKG Boy1 :
Yeppa road cross pannunalum yen kaiya irukkama pidichikurar

Boyz vs Girls

Evlo padichalum girls sollum words?
Padikaladi,
Evlo kudichalum pasanga sollum words,
Bothai ye illa da mama. Unaku?
machi 1 quater sollen..

LKG Arrear Groups

Maths Teacher:Aarula Anju pona enna varum?

LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
By
LKG arrear groups...

Love Feel Kavithai

My Love Feel Kavithai:

Aval Sonnal.!.., Engo
Paartha
Mugam
Mathiri Therigiradhey Endru.!..,

En
Kangal Kalangina...

"Kanneer
Anjali Postarilum''.!...

Save Trees

Tholukku mel valarnthavanai kaiyaal adipathey thavaru... Kodaariyal vettalama...?? By "Trees". Save trees and grow it.. Save our world...

Funny Horoscope

Indraya Raasi palan:
Unga raasikku inniku neenga kulikka vendi irukkum, pallu velakkanum, unga mugathai neengale kannaadiyil paarkka koodum. totally indru kavanamaga iruka vendiya naal.. Careful morning...:-/

Mother's Day Spl

Kaalangal
Maarinaalum
Maaraadhu
"Avalin
Manam"
Maranamae
Vandhaalum
Nammai
Nesippadhae
"Avalin
Gunam"
Thats "MOTHER"

Friendship Kavithai

Manakum varai "Malar"
Mayakum varai "FIGURE"
Irukkum varai "Uyir"
Erakum varai "Un Natpu".

Amma Kavithai

En kallarai mel un peyarai Yezhuthi vai…
Ninai patharku alla…
Angum unnai nan Sumapatharku…!

School Jokes

STUDENT : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
STUDENT: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

School Jokes

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

STUDENT: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

School Jokes

TEACHER : Now, STUDENT, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.

School Jokes

TEACHER : STUDENT, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as yourbrother’s. Did you copy his ?

STUDENT: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

School Jokes

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

STUDENT: A teacher

Hikoo SmS

“Gandhi

Nattukkaaga

Uzhaiththar”

Naam

“Gandhi

Nottukkaaga

Uzhaikinroam”

Bank Jokes

Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Atharku andha Person-oda reply….

“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu panran….”

Recharge Joke

1008 Velai Irundhaalum
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,

Ayyo Ayyoo…

Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..

Lovers day Sms

A boy’s eye is faster dan Google in searching beautiful girl in a crowd
but
A boy’s heart is slower dan Govt bus, while proposing a girl whom he truely LOVES.

Lovers day Special

Girl: Yenkkitta Azhagu Illaiyaa,
Arivu Illayaa,
Yeandaa Yenna Unakku Pidikkala.?

Boy: Unakku
“Thangachi Illaiye”..!

By
Machinichi FANS…

College Exam Jokes

In exam hall, boy asked girl,
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’.
Boy: Ellam en neram de.

College sms

Most funniest situation in student life.

V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says

PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..

Good night friends...

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

University grade sms

S-sappa mark
A-asingamana mark
B-Bad mark
C-Correct mark
D-distinction
E-excellent mark
U-university rank

Thokkam sms

Haikoo kavithai :-

Endro varum maranathuku thinam thinam othigai...





"THOOKKAM"

Pirivu

Fantastic line...

Unmaiyana Anbai,
purinthu kollum oru
santharpam...

"PIRIVU"

Pirivu

Natpu:
Dhinamum
Thittum 'Appa'vin Vaarthaiyai Vida.,

Thittaamal Nagarum 'Nanban'in
Mounam Kodiyadhu....!

Pirivu

Maranam ennai maranthu ponathaal mannil vallagiren...
Nee ennai
maranthaalum vaalven
mannil alla Manathil....

Kai Viral

Mounamai than
Alukindren Nan

Aanalum

Epadiyo therinthu Vidukirathu


En 'Kai Viraluku'

Sardar Jokes

Srdr: Naan Kerala'la Pirakathathu Nallatha Pochu!

Frnd:Y?

Sa: Eanna Enakku Malayalam Theriyathu..

Alagu Kavithai

Alagai pattri
kavithai Elutha sonnaargal!

Naan unnai patri eludhinen!
Adi pinnitaanga!
Gudnt!

Sardar Joke sms

Josiar: Unga Thosam Nivarthi Aganumna
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????

Sardar Joke sms

Josiar: Unga Thosam Nivarthi Aganumna
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????

Kavithai Sms

Kavithai:
Virumbamal Ketkiren
Viduthlaiyai..
Un ninaivugalil irunthu
Ennai
Viduvithu Vidu.!

Kavithai Sms

Kavithai:
Un
Paarvayai
Minnal Endrene
Oppukondaya..
Ippothu Paar
Vetti vittadhu
En
Idhayathai..!

Kavithai Sms

Kavithai:
Veenaga Yen
Thirandhu Vaikirai.?
un
Vizhi Vaasalai.!
Idhaya vasalai
Pooti
Saavi'i Iduppil
Mudindhu Konda Piragu..

Kavithai Sms

Kavithai:
Kal thadukki vilunthathillai,

un kan thadukki vilunthuvitten..

kaadhalil.

Kavithai Sms

Kavithai:
Nee Pirinthu sendrapin
Un Ninaivugalai eppadi
Selavazhika..!

Kaagithangalil
Kavithaiyagava.!

Kangalil Kaneeragava.!

Sardar Sms

Sardar: Excuse me, vaigai express poiducha?
TT: No.

Sardar: Pandian? Nellai?
TT: illa. Nee yenga poganum?

Sardar: Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum!

Sad Kavithai

Sad Kavithai:
Vilaivugal Ariyaamal
Thuuvi Vittaai.!
Un Kadhalai.!
Vilainthu Irukkum
Vilaichalai Paar.!

"En Mugathil Thaadi"

Kadhal Kavithai

Kannkal…
Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!
Udhadugal…
Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!
Ennam…
Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!
Kavithaigal…
Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!
Anbe!!!
Ennai Neeyum…
Unnai Naanum…
Thirudi Kondom!!!
Nam Idhayangalai
Thirudiyadhu…
Kadhal!!!

Lover's Specials

Agni Veyilil Nadakkaiyil

Enakku Mattum Kulirgiradhe…

Unnai Parka varuvathanala…

Lover's Specials

Unnaldhan Naan Uyir Vazhgiren…

Lover's Specials

En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…

Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…

Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…

Lover's Specials


Un Koondhalil
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhu
Magizhchiyai Uyir Vittana
Pookkal…
Adhu Pola Than…
Un Idhayathil
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhal Podhum
Magizhchiyai Uyir Viduven
Nanum…

Lover's Specials

Agni Veyilil Nadakkaiyil

Enakku Mattum Kulirgiradhe…

Unnai Parka varuvathanala…

Lover's Specials

Unnaldhan Naan Uyir Vazhgiren…

Lover's Specials

En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…

Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…

Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…

Lover's Specials


Un Koondhalil
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhu
Magizhchiyai Uyir Vittana
Pookkal…
Adhu Pola Than…
Un Idhayathil
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhal Podhum
Magizhchiyai Uyir Viduven
Nanum…

Beautiful Thoughts

Panneer Vasanaidhyan…

Etthanai Perukku Therium…

Adhu Rojakkalin “KANNEER” Endru…

Office Jokes

Staff1: Office-la Mobile-la Silentlathan Use pannanumnu Manager sollittar.

Staff2: Ean???

Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Adhan!!!

Nice Thoughts

Yarayum Athikamaga
Nesithu Vidadhey!..

Avargal Nammidam
Pesadha Oru Nimidam Kuda..,

Naragamaga Marividum.

I miss u everysecond.

Good Night…