Tamil SMS

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.Parthiban: Banna evlo?Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupeeParthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kuduNaragathil yeman and man.MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREESachin century Adicha."Stadum Full".Rajini padam Nadicha."Theatre Full"Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga"INBOX FULL"There are 12 days for vinayagar...

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Dumb Jokes

Blonde GuyA blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.Sure...

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Funny Quotes

Last night I lay in  looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceilingbedThe only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.There are no stupid questions, just stupid peopleFlying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." The road to success is always under...

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Tamil Kadhal Kavithaigal

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai."KADHAL"Nee enbathu oru ezhuththunan enbathu irandu ezhuththukathal enbathu mundru ezhuththuNee marakka ninaithalumUnakkul irukkum en ninaivugal maraiyadhu!Oru murai en peyarai ucharithu parUnakkul naan irupaen.Oru eazhayin varumai kavithai…Ethir veetu jannalai parthaen niraiya sattaigal..!Yen sattaiyai parthaen niraiya jannalgal..!Andru kaneer kooda sugamaanathu….Thudikka nee irunthathaal…Indru sirippu kooda vethanaiyanathu….Sernthu sirikka nee illathathaal…penne nee mouna viradham...

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