Tamil SMS

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?
Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu.....

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
"KADHAL"

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist...........

Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku... Best friend

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy 

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, '29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!!

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...

The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal... 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

ove Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanu

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

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Dumb Jokes

Blonde Guy

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor. You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!

Horrific Accident

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

You've got Blonde

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

Game Of Intelligence

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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Funny Quotes

Last night I lay in  looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceilingbed


The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.


There are no stupid questions, just stupid people


Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." 


The road to success is always under construction


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.


Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film

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Tamil Kadhal Kavithaigal

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
"KADHAL"

Nee enbathu oru ezhuththu

nan enbathu irandu ezhuththu

kathal enbathu mundru ezhuththu

Nee marakka ninaithalum

Unakkul irukkum en ninaivugal maraiyadhu!

Oru murai en peyarai ucharithu par

Unakkul naan irupaen.

Oru eazhayin varumai kavithai…

Ethir veetu jannalai parthaen niraiya sattaigal..!

Yen sattaiyai parthaen niraiya jannalgal..!

Andru kaneer kooda sugamaanathu….

Thudikka nee irunthathaal…

Indru sirippu kooda vethanaiyanathu….

Sernthu sirikka nee illathathaal…

penne nee mouna viradham irundhal, mudhalil

un kankalai moodikkol.

un udhadukalai vida,

un kangal than adhigam pesukindrana"

Vall Nal Muzhuvathum un

Kaiyal Sapid Vendum Edru Ninaithirunthen,

Aanal Indru Vaikarusi Kidaikumo Kidaikatho

Endru Engikondirukiren....

Katre unnai naan swasikka aasai padugiraen,

Adarkku nee anumathi tharuvaya?

Ovvoru naalum enni enni kaathu kondu'rikkiraen,

nee swasittha kaatrai yavuthu naan swasikkalam endru,

ennalum unnaye ninaithu kondu irukkiraen,

oru murai yavathu nee swasitha kaatrai,

swasikkalaam endru.

Vandhaen unnai paarka aavaludan,

Kandaen unnai innoru'vanudan,

Vadin'dhadhu en kangalil irundhu,

kanneer illai, ratham.

Sorry endra vaarthai thevai illai,

paarvai ondre podhumey.

Thank you endra vaarthai theivai illai,

punnaigai ondre podhumey.

En idhayathai thirudiyaval nee,

Thanimayil irundhu vaaduvadhu naana?

Naan pogum munnal,

unnakku indha kathal kaditham;

padithu mudithu bathil anuppu,

en mugavarikku illai;

naragathukku...

naan angudhan vaalgiraen unnai pirindhu,

anggum unnaithan ninnaik'kiraen thinamum.

Eppadi solluvaen Doctor'ridam?

En idhayathil irukkum ottai'kku karanam,

en kadhali endru?

Naan chandiranai kaadhalithu irundhaal,

Ennai indru kavinyan'naaga aakki iruppargal.

Unnai kaadhalithadhaal indru ennai paithiya kaaranaaga aakkki vittaargal.

Rathiyae unnai kandadhum mathi'ilandhaen

Nilavae unnai paarthadhum sol'lilandhaen

Varam koduppaayaa un kadhalai?

Kadan koduppaayaa un idhayathai?

Kadhal inikkum karumbaa? Erikkum neruppa?

Theriyavillai...

Kadhal paarkadal amirdhama?

Paambin nanja?

Rusithadillai...

Kathal poongavin thendrala?

Paalaivana puyala?

Puriyadha pudhir...

Idhaiyellam anubavikka,

enakku un kadhal varam tharuvaaya?

Mugavari illadha payanam,

Naan tholaindhalum unnai tholaikka'maattaen.

Veliyae theriyadha kaayam,

Naan valiyaal thudithaalum marandhida'maattaen.

Vadivam illadha uruvam,

Naan maraindhalum unnai marrakka'maattaen.

Uravu theriyadha unarvu,

Naan moochhu vittalum un swasam vida'maattaen.

Naan tadhumaarinaalum unnai thavara'maattaen.

en arumai kaadhali'yae!

Kaathirupadhu aanukku alagu,

Kaakka vaipadhu pennukku alagu.

En kanngalil unnayum,

en kan imayil en uyirayum,

ethhanai naatkaldhan sumandhu thirivaen?

Idhu unakku nyayama?

En kangalai mooda munbu,

mudivondrai sollividu en kannimayae.

Penne unnai kandadhum kadhal konden naane,

Kanne'thirae thondriyadhalae tholaindavan naanthaane.

Uyirukkul manithan alagu,

Manithanukkul pen alagu,

Pennukul nee alagu,

Unnakul ellamey alagu.

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