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Viyarvai sindhi sappidanum
Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta…
Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai ‘Viyarvai sindhi’ sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan… -)
Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increas aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla
"Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.
Husband & Wife Tamil Jokes
Husband: Sollu... Adikka maten.
Wife: Naan garpama iruken...
Husband: Ithukkaga naan yen adikaporen... Nalla visayamthana...
Wife: Naan college padikkumbothu en appakitta sonnen. Avar Ennai Adicharu athan...
Husband: ????!!
Tamil Joke Sms
Yedhukku
Chinna Chinna
Holes
Irukkunu
Theriyumaa.???
Theriyalana
Therinjukkonga…
Periya Hole
Irundhaa, Soap
Keezha Vizhundhudum!!!
--))
Tamil Veg Poem
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan…
Husband & Wife Tamil Jokes
Amma: Athukku Ennada Parava illa…
Magan: Amma Naan Utkarndhu Irundhadhu Appa voda Madiyila…--))
Tamil Marriage Jokes
Unaku mapilla epadi ma irukanum?
Daughter :
MONITER madiri mattama iruka kudathu, NEPOLEAN madri veerama irukanum !
XXX RUM madiri karupa iruka koodathu, WINE madiri segappa irukanum!
OLD MONK madiri Kilavana irukakudathu, JOHNY WALKER madiri younga irukanum ! SARAYAM madiri erunchu vilama SCOTCH madiri softa iruanum !
11 PM madiri late'a varama 8 PM madiri seekirama varanum!
Mukkiyamana visayam mapilai thani adika koodathu !
SardarSms -Torch light
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.
SardarSms -Torch light
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.
Pullayada nee
Son : Gandhiji.
Dad : GREAT!! Why?
Son : He married at the age of 13.
Dad : Pullayada nee
O' Podu Sms
Nalla padikkaliya?
Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss "O" pottanga...
Neil Armstrong Tamil Jokes
Bcoz
Ellarum 1-kku, 2-kku povar Avar 3-kkeipoivittaar !
Nakkan-Mukkan sms
Mukkan : ithukkuththaan adikkati kannaadi paarkkaathannu solren
Ponnai Yelli Jokes
Andha Yeli sollichu" Poonai Annaa naan yenga
Appaa Ammaakku Orey Paiyyan.
Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please
"Adhukku andha periya Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.?
"Miaw"nnu sollichi...
Vekkamaa illai.?
Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paarungo
Tamil Mental Hospital Jokes
Enakku panam mukiyam illa.
Nee than mukkiyam...
poluthupokku sms
Gadhi padam sekkurathu,
so,
ungakitta ulla ella
1000/-,
500/-,
100/- ruupa ellam enakku udane appunga, :)-
Kalyaana Veedu Sms
Man 1 : Vaanga.! Vaanga.!,
Neenga Mappla Veettukkaararaa,
Ponnu veettukkaararaa.?
Man 2 : Illainga Naan Ponnoada Pazhaiya Veettukkaarar.!.
veetla yaar irupanga?
Oruthan peru nee loosu
Innorutthan peru naan loosu.
Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.
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Sirichikite solunga..? :-)
Tamil Love Vs Friendship SMS
Top-up Pottu Message
Anuppum Nanbanai Nambu...
Make-up Pottu Pesi
Kollum Pennai Nambathea...
Tamil Kadi Sms
1. Kudi bodhaiyil vandi otta kudathuna, barla edhukku parking..?
2. kurangula irunthu manithan vanthan'na innum kurangu irukkey adhu eppadi..?
3. Namma natla pechu sudhanthiram irukkudhu'na edhukku phone bill varuthu..?
4. Blue cross'nu oru amaippu irukkuthuna,Non-veg hotelsla eppadi business nadakkuthu.
Tamil Love Jokes
Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum . .
Tamil Tajmahal sms
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.
Tamil Auguest 15th Sms
andha naal?
aug15th,
namma 4 perum thesiya kodi vanga ponom. Kadaikaran kodi thandha pothu,juli nee kaetta kelvi…
‘vera COLOR irukka?’
sirikkatha, vekkama illa…
Ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?
Thirudan Police Sms
Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper'la varum la, appam paarthu'kkalam.
Tamil Software Engineer Jokes
How will they Name them.?
7 GB
Hard Disk Colony.
YENAKKU 20 MB
UNAKKU 18 MB.
Pudhukottayil Irundhu
VIRUS
Kaalamellam
Anti VIRUS Vaazhga
VIRUS’ai’
Vettaiyaadi Villaiyaadu.
Solla Marandha PASSWORD.
Tamil Cricket Sms
1. Kaila ball vachikkitte 'No ball' solluvaanga.
2. Leg break-nu solli bowling kaiyaala poduvaanga.
3. Run out-nu sollittu batsman-ai veliya poga solluvaanga. Niyaayama 'Run'thaan veliya poganum.
4. Over-nu sollittu over meala over over-a pottukkitte iruppaanga.
5. Oru over-kku 6 balls sollittu ore ball-thaan vachiruppaanga.
6. Batsman out-na oru kaiya thookkaraanga. Appo rendu kaiya thookkina rendu batsmen out aaganum. But sixer-nu solluvaanga.
7. Wicket keeper-nu solluvaanga. Avar wicket-ai vittu thalli nippar. Athu kooda paravaalla... opposite team wickettai saaichiduvvar.
8. All out-nu solluvaanga. But 10 peruthaan out aagi iruppaanga.
Photography thozilil munnera avasiyamanathu ethu?
thiramaiya?
athistama ?
rendum illai, cemera than
Pillayat Tamil Sms
Why???
guess ?
In opposite side a young girls prayed as Pillayar Appa Kappathu..
Tamil LKG Boys Sms
Guy 2: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???
Guy 1: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan… anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituchey paaru... iyyoooooooo.......
Guy 2: appram enna aachu???
Guy 1: Appram enna... enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa....
Guy 2: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga... nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda thukrom!!!
Naai Biriyani
Neenga Muthaluthavi enna senjinga?
Nabar2: Antha Naaiku BRIYANI vaangi potten.
Tamil Biscuit Sms
Un nadai TIGER
Un gunam MILKBIKIS
Un siripu 50-50
Un sakthi PARLE-G
Un character MARIGOLD
Motthathla nee oru “BISKOTHU”
Tamil Biscuit Sms
Un nadai TIGER
Un gunam MILKBIKIS
Un siripu 50-50
Un sakthi PARLE-G
Un character MARIGOLD
Motthathla nee oru “BISKOTHU”
Tamil Love Jokes
Antha pennai un “ANNI”aaga ninaithu,
Udane intha “ANNAN” number’i kodukka vendum…!
Ok va…!
Plz Note :
Ithu na illay enga "Annan"
Tamil Life Sms
Atha ellam face panna..
“BEER ADI”
Ada cha,…!
Sorry pa!
“BE READY”…
Tamil Exam Sms
Death - one time
Love - one time
Life - one time
Gokka makka exam
mattum evalo time
Kadupu eathuranga
My lord..!
Gandhiji's Joke Tamil Sms
Uyirodu irunthaar....!as
Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi
Vinayagar ungalukum ungul kudumpatirukum
Ella arulaiyum puriyatum
Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi vazthukal!
Jay Shri Siddhi Vinayaka
ASCII Vinayagar Chadhurthi
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G-get
A-always
N-new
E-energy
S-spirit &
H-happiness.
Wish u happy
Ganesh Chaturti
HAPPY GANESH POOJA
your prosperous life
May you find all the love of life
may ur all dreams come true.
Vinayagar Chadhurthi SMS
Vinayagar Chaturthi.
Kaliman demand.
So,
un mandaila irukaradha safe panniko..!
Tamil Sorry Sms
SUMTYMES Sorry means-It's nt my fault,Its urs,Acept it,It wud mk me feel bettr.
SUMTYMES Gud Night means-Dn't keep d phn stupid,I wnt 2 talk more.
SUMTYMS take care means,i m nt well &need 2 b cared 4.
SUMTYMS dsconnctng a phne means-call me back,i wnt u 2 persuade me wth smthg spcl.
SUMTYMS smile means more den tears &
SUMTYMS tears r more satisfyng thn smile.
Thr r few ppl who undrstnd dese expectnaltis n these ppl r found.
'SUMTYMS':-)
Gud Mrng:)
Tamil Friendship Sms
True friendship:
Friend1:machi college life mudinjadhum ne enna maranthuduviya?
Friend2: (With smile
Macha nan onnum un lover illa da.
Frnds rocks...!!
Good morning....!
Message fullform in tamil
M=Manasula
E=Erukkura
S=Santhosam
S=Sogam
A=Anubavam
G=Galata
E=Ellathaiyum Velipadaiya Solrathu.
So daily msg me.
Sardar jokes!
Sardar: Hello yaar pesuradhu?
Lady: Naan "chellamma" pesuraen
Sardar: Naan mattum enna "kovamava" pesurein?
Yarnu sollu ma
Lady: ?..?..?.
Sardar Jokes
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.
Tamil Nice Punch Dialogue
Athigama “Makeup” Podura Ponnum..
Romba Nala Tea Kadaila Thongra
“BANNUM” Nalla Irundhatha
Tamil Sardar Jokes Sms
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????
Tamil Language Sms
Oru Nimishathula 130 Name Solla Mudiyuma?
Man 2:
Mudiyadhu, Niye Sollu…
Man 1:
100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam,
7malai, 5ali, And 3sha.
Kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Tamil Marriage SMS
Arrange Marriage Ikkum
Enna Difference??
Naamala Kenuthula Viluntha Athu Love Marriage…
10 Per Thalli Vitta Athu Arranged Marriage..
Sad Tamil Kadhal Kavithai
Varaya Therinthavan Buthisaali,
Varaya Theriyathavan Athistasaali.
Tamil Advice Sms
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku... Best friend
Tamil SMS Jokes
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
Friendship Sms
1)- "I dont say that you should cry when i'm sad.
I know no one can do that for me"
2)- "I don't want that you spend all ur time with me.
I know its impossible.."
3)- "I don't want to take a special place in your heart.
I know its too much to ask..."
My wish is,
some day,
some place,
when you hear my name,
You Just smile and say
"oh! I had a friend by that name..."
that's the only thing i need from u...
Don't forget me ever:(. Gud nyt:)
Best Friendship Facts
We make friends
Some become dearest:-)
Some become Special:-)
We have crushes on some:-(
Fall in love with someone:-)
Some go abroad:-(
Some change their cities:-(
Some leave us:-(
We leave some:-(
Some are in contact:-)
Some are not Contact:-(
Some don't Contact:-|
Bcos of their EGO:-(
We dont contact some because of OUR EGO:-(
Whatever they were However they are We still Remember Them:-O..
Bcos the part they played made "MEMORIES" in our Lives..
Send this to all ur friends.. No Matter hw often u talk or hw close u are..
"Let old friends Knw that u have nt forgot them..
Good MrngB-)..
Good Morning Sms
Friendship is like a war.
-> Easy to start.
-> Difficult to stop.
->Imposible to forget.
So I'm on a war with U.!
"It Wil never end"
....:-)Gud Mrng:-)
Ramzan ascii greetings sms
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!__________! this is my 1st GREETING for U Pls open it.
RAMZAN wishes.
EID - MUBARAK
Eid ul Fitr
Good Evening
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Ramadan SMS greetings
Ramadan SMS greetings
As you spend the Holy month. ..
Fasting and praying for allah 's grace ...
May the almighty bless you and
answer all your prayers!
Wish you a blessed Ramadan.
Funny Ramadan Sms
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramadan
Ramadan - the holy month
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It's the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.
Ramadan Quotes from Quran
your dear ones for a happy and
prosperous life on Ramadan & always
May allah bless you this Ramadan
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.
Ramadan Quotes from Quran
your dear ones for a happy and
prosperous life on Ramadan & always
Ramadan Quotes from Quran
that you might follow the right way thereby in the
darkness of the land and the sea
-- Holy Qur'an[6.97]
Happy Ramadan Kareem
Best of all - Happy Ramadan
Leader – Allah
Guide – Quaran
Lyrics – Aazan
Loyality – Imaan
Request – Dua
Protection – Fitra
Oath – Kalma
Exercise – Namaaz
Self Control – Roza
So Good Luck 4 Ramazan
Ramadan Quotes from Quran
that you might follow the right way thereby in the
darkness of the land and the sea
-- Holy Qur'an[6.97]
Happy Ramadan Kareem
Quran was sent down in Ramadan
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong).
Ramadan blessings sms messages
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it..."
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !
Cute Ramadan text messages about ramadan recipe
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Love
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK
Quran was sent down in Ramadan
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong).
Ramadan blessings sms messages
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it..."
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !
Cute Ramadan text messages about ramadan recipe
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Love
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK
Wish you very very happy Ramadan
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very happy Ramadan
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
of happiness success & joy
plz welcome me..
after few minutes
U know
I'm Ur's... *Ramadan*
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.
Wish you very very happy Ramadan
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very happy Ramadan
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
of happiness success & joy
plz welcome me..
after few minutes
U know
I'm Ur's... *Ramadan*
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.
Very Very Happy Ramadan
Ur life may always be happiness claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan
A message about Ramadan to Eid
on the Day of Id-ul-Fitr
unless he had eaten some dates.
Anas also narrated:
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates
A wish for joyous Ramadan
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty Of Peace And Prosperity.
Ramadan Mubarak Sms
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
"Ramadan Mubarak"
Nice Ramadan Sms Greetings
And the holy month of Ramadan begins...
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace!
Wise text message about Ramadan
"Whoever stood for the prayers in the night of Qadr out of sincere faith and
hoping for a reward from Allah, then all his previous sins will be forgiven"
Wish for whole month of Ramadan
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 seconds of noor.
Happy Ramadan
Ramdan shows us the way to peace & harmony
Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you...
Ramadan is the Month when Qur'an was sent down
as a guide to mankind, also clear Signs for guidance
and judgment between right and wrong.
So everyone of you who is present during that month should spend it in fasting.
Ramadan Mubarak
May The Festival Of Lights
RAMAZAN MUBARAK
Of
"RAMAZAN"
4 Weeks Of REHMAT,
APPROXIMATELY, 30 Days Of EBADAT,
720 Hrs Of BARKAT,
43200 Min Of QABOLIAT,
2592000 Sec Of MAGHFIRAT
RAMAZAN MUBARAK
Remember Me In Ur Prayerz...
Good Night ASCII
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Love Facts..
Pidichavanga kitta yevalo vena "kovam" padalam!
But Oru second kuda "Sandhegam" pada kudadhu!
Don't mis ur lovable person in ur life...