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Thathuva Sms
Inraiya Thathuvam :
“Aattu cala soup vaikalam,
Koli cala soup vaikalam,
But
Missed cala soup vaika mudiuma.? “
“Aattu cala soup vaikalam,
Koli cala soup vaikalam,
But
Missed cala soup vaika mudiuma.? “
Thathuva Sms
Kangal thoongalam kanavugal thoongakoodathu . . ~A.P.J.ABDUL KALAM . .
Narambugal thalaralam nambikkai thalarakkoodathu. . ~ANNAI THERASA . .
Narambugal thalaralam nambikkai thalarakkoodathu. . ~ANNAI THERASA . .
Beautiful thought sms
Every King was once a Crying Baby and every Great Building was once a Blueprint. It’s Not Where you Are Today, but where you’ll Reach Tomorrow.- Bill Gates.
Tamil SmS Jokes
7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
Tamil SmS Jokes
Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!
Tamil SmS Jokes
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu…
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu…
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Tamil SmS Jokes
Ennathan india-la irukka paampa(sneak) irunthalum
Antha paampu “Bush” “Bush” nu than Kaththum.!!!
****************
Tea Master Tea Poduvaaru…
Parotta Master Parotta Poduvaaru…
Post Master Post Poduvaaru…
Appadinna……..
Head Master Mandaiyava Poduvaru….!!!
Antha paampu “Bush” “Bush” nu than Kaththum.!!!
****************
Tea Master Tea Poduvaaru…
Parotta Master Parotta Poduvaaru…
Post Master Post Poduvaaru…
Appadinna……..
Head Master Mandaiyava Poduvaru….!!!
Tamil Natpu Kavithai.
Palagum mun
“THANIMAI”
Palagiya pin
“INIMAI”
Pirivu enpatho
“KODUMAI”
Pirinthalthan theriyum
“NATPIN ARUMAI”
Our Friendship Never Ends…
“THANIMAI”
Palagiya pin
“INIMAI”
Pirivu enpatho
“KODUMAI”
Pirinthalthan theriyum
“NATPIN ARUMAI”
Our Friendship Never Ends…
Sindhanai Kavithai(Hikoo)
Indha Kaala Adhisayam!!!
Idhayangalai
Pudhaiththu Vittu
Uyir Vazhum Manidhargal!!!…
Idhayangalai
Pudhaiththu Vittu
Uyir Vazhum Manidhargal!!!…
Good Morning SmS
Hello,
wakup,
Receive my simple gift of
‘GOOD MORNING’
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care and sealed with a prayer to
keep u safe and happy all day long!
Take Care
wakup,
Receive my simple gift of
‘GOOD MORNING’
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care and sealed with a prayer to
keep u safe and happy all day long!
Take Care
Good Morning SmS
Morning greetings
doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
“I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!”
doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
“I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!”
Good Night SmS
My Math teacher told me
1 Hour=60 Mins
&
1 Min = 60 secs.
But she never told me
1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100 years.
Miss you,
Good Night,
have a sweet dream
1 Hour=60 Mins
&
1 Min = 60 secs.
But she never told me
1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100 years.
Miss you,
Good Night,
have a sweet dream
Parthiban & Vadivel Jokes
Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa
Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu
Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!
Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa
Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu
Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!
School Jokes
Teacher : Students…Mudhal masam january !
2-vathu masam Febuary!
10-vathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
2-vathu masam Febuary!
10-vathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Tamil SmS Jokes
“Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……
“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……
“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.
Tamil Natpu SmS
Kadavul kitta dress keten…
Thuni kadaiye koduthar….
Sappadu keten..
Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten…
un cell number koduthar,
Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…
Thuni kadaiye koduthar….
Sappadu keten..
Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten…
un cell number koduthar,
Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…
Tamil Sangam Jokes
Raw kudichchavanum
Raa Pagala padichchavanum
Nalla Vazhndhadha
Sariththiram illa…
So
Alava Padinga
Soda ooththi Kudinga…
By
“SEMMA BODHAYIL SEMESTER
EZHUDHUVOAR SANGAM”
Raa Pagala padichchavanum
Nalla Vazhndhadha
Sariththiram illa…
So
Alava Padinga
Soda ooththi Kudinga…
By
“SEMMA BODHAYIL SEMESTER
EZHUDHUVOAR SANGAM”
Tamil SmS Sangam
Night-la KOSU Kadicha
Good Night
Vaikka Mudiyum…
Kalai-la KOSU Kadicha
Good Morning
Vaikka Mudiyuma
by
Kosuvai vida
Moasamai
Kadippoar SANGAM
Good Night
Vaikka Mudiyum…
Kalai-la KOSU Kadicha
Good Morning
Vaikka Mudiyuma
by
Kosuvai vida
Moasamai
Kadippoar SANGAM
Cute & Nice Kavithai
Naam Neasikkum Palar
Nammai Marakka
Ninaiththalum…
Nammai Neasikkum Silarai
Naam Ninaikka
Marakka Koodaadhu…
Nammai Marakka
Ninaiththalum…
Nammai Neasikkum Silarai
Naam Ninaikka
Marakka Koodaadhu…
Tamil Kadhal Kavithai
Unnai
Endha Alavukku
Pidikkum Enru
Theriyavillai…
Aanal!
Unnai
Pidiththa Alavukku
Indha Ulagaththil
Veru Edhuvum
Enakku Pidikkavillai…
MY DEAR I LOVE YOU FOREVER…
Endha Alavukku
Pidikkum Enru
Theriyavillai…
Aanal!
Unnai
Pidiththa Alavukku
Indha Ulagaththil
Veru Edhuvum
Enakku Pidikkavillai…
MY DEAR I LOVE YOU FOREVER…
Kadhal Kavithai…(ENNAVALUKKAGA)…
Pattupoana
En Idhayaththai
Thottu Pona
Un KADHAL…
Kaaththirukkum
En
Kannukkul
Poothirukkum
Un
Ninaivugalai
Eppadi Naan
Marakka Mudiyum.!!!
Dear Friends,
INDHA Kavithaiyil varum
“KADHAL” Vaarthaikku
padhilaa
“NATPU” Vaarthaiya use
Pannuna Friendship Kavithaiyaayidum…
En Idhayaththai
Thottu Pona
Un KADHAL…
Kaaththirukkum
En
Kannukkul
Poothirukkum
Un
Ninaivugalai
Eppadi Naan
Marakka Mudiyum.!!!
Dear Friends,
INDHA Kavithaiyil varum
“KADHAL” Vaarthaikku
padhilaa
“NATPU” Vaarthaiya use
Pannuna Friendship Kavithaiyaayidum…
College Jokes
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
“Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.”
“Oh yeah? What’s the problem?”
“When I asked her if she could learn to love me,” he said, “she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”
“Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.”
“Oh yeah? What’s the problem?”
“When I asked her if she could learn to love me,” he said, “she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”
Vasandhame Vaa!!!
Varamai Nee
Kidaikkum varai
En Valiba thavam
Kalaiyadhu!!!
Nadhiyai Nee
Paayum varai
En Ilamai Anai
Niraiyadhu!!!
Amudhamai Nee
Valiyum varai
En Idhaya Koppai
Niraiyadhu!!!
Vasandhamai Nee
Varum Varai
En Vazhkai Vasal
Moodadhu!!!
Kidaikkum varai
En Valiba thavam
Kalaiyadhu!!!
Nadhiyai Nee
Paayum varai
En Ilamai Anai
Niraiyadhu!!!
Amudhamai Nee
Valiyum varai
En Idhaya Koppai
Niraiyadhu!!!
Vasandhamai Nee
Varum Varai
En Vazhkai Vasal
Moodadhu!!!
Kadhal Thiruttu…
Kannkal…
Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!
Udhadugal…
Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!
Ennam…
Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!
Kavithaigal…
Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!
Anbe!!!
Ennai Neeyum…
Unnai Naanum…
Thirudi Kondom!!!
Nam Idhayangalai
Thirudiyadhu…
Kadhal!!!
Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!
Udhadugal…
Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!
Ennam…
Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!
Kavithaigal…
Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!
Anbe!!!
Ennai Neeyum…
Unnai Naanum…
Thirudi Kondom!!!
Nam Idhayangalai
Thirudiyadhu…
Kadhal!!!
SmS Sangam
Hi… What are you doing???
Un Veetula
Un Love matter
Sollitiya???
By
Kudumbathil
“GUNDU”
Vaippoar Sangam (P) Ltd.
Yengalukku Veru Kilaigal Illai…
Un Veetula
Un Love matter
Sollitiya???
By
Kudumbathil
“GUNDU”
Vaippoar Sangam (P) Ltd.
Yengalukku Veru Kilaigal Illai…
School Jokes
Teacher: Thiruvalluvar 1330 Kurallaiyum 133 ‘Adhikarama” Yezhudthi Irukkar…
Student: Yean Sir, Oru Kuralai Kooda Avar ‘Anbaa” Yezhudhalaiyaa…
Student: Yean Sir, Oru Kuralai Kooda Avar ‘Anbaa” Yezhudhalaiyaa…
Love Jokes
Road Has
Speed Limit.
Bank Has
Money Limit.
Exam Has
Time Limit.
Building Has
Height Limit.
But,
Love Has
No Limit….
Only Revit….
Speed Limit.
Bank Has
Money Limit.
Exam Has
Time Limit.
Building Has
Height Limit.
But,
Love Has
No Limit….
Only Revit….
Tamil SmS Jokes
Yean thanni thelichchu Kolam poduranga theriyuma???
Kolam pottuttu thanni thelicha Kolam Azhinjidum adhaan…
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kolam pottuttu thanni thelicha Kolam Azhinjidum adhaan…
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tamil Kadi Jokes
‘Test’-ukkum
‘Quiz’-ukkum
Enna Different???
?
‘Test’-la
Answer therincha Pass
‘Quiz’-la
Answer theriyalanathan Pass
‘Quiz’-ukkum
Enna Different???
?
‘Test’-la
Answer therincha Pass
‘Quiz’-la
Answer theriyalanathan Pass
Tamil Kadi Jokes
2 pasanga sappittu kondirukkumbodhu…
Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta…
Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai ‘Viyarvai sindhi’ sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan…
Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta…
Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai ‘Viyarvai sindhi’ sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan…
College SmS Jokes
Teacher to Student: Yeanda Last Sem. Andha ponnoada suththi kittu irundha…
Indha Sem. innoru ponnoada suththura…
Ennada Ninaichuttu irukka un manasula…
Student: Maam Syllabus Changed!!!
Indha Sem. innoru ponnoada suththura…
Ennada Ninaichuttu irukka un manasula…
Student: Maam Syllabus Changed!!!
School Jokes
Teacher: Enma Sumathi, School-ukku Varumbodhu Ippadiya Thalaiya virichu pottutu Varradhu???
Sumathi: Neengathane teacher, Neathikku Pooraa Pinniduven Pinniduvennu Sollikittu Iundheenga…
Sumathi: Neengathane teacher, Neathikku Pooraa Pinniduven Pinniduvennu Sollikittu Iundheenga…
Misc Jokes .
Man1: Sir, Neenga Pesuvadhu Sirikkavum, Sindhikkavum vaikkiradhu…
Man2: Appadiya… Romba Nanri!!!
Man1: Mudhalla Sirikkiroam, Appurama Ean Sirichomnu Sindhikkirom!!!
Man2: Appadiya… Romba Nanri!!!
Man1: Mudhalla Sirikkiroam, Appurama Ean Sirichomnu Sindhikkirom!!!
Police Sms
Police: Enna Car Tharumara Road-la Ingeyum Angeyum Oadudhu…
Man: Ippadhan sir Kaththukiren…
Police: Solli Kodukka Pakkathula Aall Illamaleya?
Man: Illa sir, Correspondant course-la Kaththukirean…
Man: Ippadhan sir Kaththukiren…
Police: Solli Kodukka Pakkathula Aall Illamaleya?
Man: Illa sir, Correspondant course-la Kaththukirean…
Cute Love SmS
I can lose
5 letter word
‘Money’
4 letter word
‘Food’
3 letter word
‘Joy’
2 letter word
‘Me’
But I can’t lose
ONE letter word
That’s
“U”
5 letter word
‘Money’
4 letter word
‘Food’
3 letter word
‘Joy’
2 letter word
‘Me’
But I can’t lose
ONE letter word
That’s
“U”
Friendship
FRIENDSHIP
doesn’t shine by just
shaking hands in best time…
But it blossoms by holding hands
firmly in critical situations!!!
doesn’t shine by just
shaking hands in best time…
But it blossoms by holding hands
firmly in critical situations!!!
Sardharji Jokes
Irish: I want Pink Curtains for my Computer Screen.
Salesman: But Computers do not need Curtains.
Irish: Hey!!! I Have Installed Windows!!!
Salesman: But Computers do not need Curtains.
Irish: Hey!!! I Have Installed Windows!!!
Oru Kuzhandhai-in Kavidhai!!!
Avalai Paarkkumbodhu
Solla Ninaikkirean…
Aval Sirikkumbodhu
Solla Ninaikkirean…
Aval Ennai Muththam Idumbodhu
Solla Ninaikkirean…
Aanal Solla
Mudiyavillai!!!
Kadavulea…
Yenakku Seekkiram
Peasum Sakthiyai Kodu…
Avalai “AMMA”
Enrazhaikka…
The Feelings of a THREE MONTH OLD BABY!.!.!.
Solla Ninaikkirean…
Aval Sirikkumbodhu
Solla Ninaikkirean…
Aval Ennai Muththam Idumbodhu
Solla Ninaikkirean…
Aanal Solla
Mudiyavillai!!!
Kadavulea…
Yenakku Seekkiram
Peasum Sakthiyai Kodu…
Avalai “AMMA”
Enrazhaikka…
The Feelings of a THREE MONTH OLD BABY!.!.!.
April 1st SmS
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
U _____ for all Cute Girls
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS.
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS.
LKG Gold Medalist
A fr Apple,
B fr Big Apple,
C fr Chinna Apple,
D fr Double Apple,
E fr Ennoru apple,
F fr First Sonnenla Andha Apple,
BY: LKG Gold Medalist…
B fr Big Apple,
C fr Chinna Apple,
D fr Double Apple,
E fr Ennoru apple,
F fr First Sonnenla Andha Apple,
BY: LKG Gold Medalist…
2 Lovers suicide
2 lovers plan suicide.
Boy jumps first.
Girl closed her eyes &
returned back.
Boy opens parashute & says ”goyala Theriyum di ungala Pathi. . .
Boy jumps first.
Girl closed her eyes &
returned back.
Boy opens parashute & says ”goyala Theriyum di ungala Pathi. . .
Husband & Wife
Husband : needhan eanakku wife-ga varuveanu en school sir sonnaru
Wife : eappadi?
Hurband : “NEE MAADU MAIKKATTHAN LAIKKU”-Nu aapave sonnaru.
Wife : eappadi?
Hurband : “NEE MAADU MAIKKATTHAN LAIKKU”-Nu aapave sonnaru.
Kudumba Kattupaadu
DOCTOR : Enama kalyanam aayi anju maasam thaan aaguthu athukkulla unga husbandku “kudumba kattu paadu” operation panna solringa? LADY : Aamaam doctor, naan ’5′ maasam. En sister ’4′ maasam. En veetu velaikari ’3′ maasam. Enga paati ’2′ Maasam. Enga veetu dog kooda naethu raathiri vaanthi eduthurichu. DOCTOR : Unga husband yaaru? LADY : Message padichittu onnum theriyatha maathiri sirikkirarae ivuru thaan doctor
Veedu. . .
Man 1. Eppadiyo kashtappattu veettai katti mudichittaen.. aanaa, manasu ‘dhick.. dhick’ nu irukkudhu
Man2: yaen?
Man1: nilam yaarudhunu theriyala..
Man2: yaen?
Man1: nilam yaarudhunu theriyala..
Sun TV Hollywood Movies
Ungal SUN-TV” yil.. intha vaaram puttham puthiya dubbing padangal .. Monday: “Aatha thirumbi vara”(THE MUMMY RETURNS) Tuesday: “Silandi Mappla” (THE SPIDERMAN) Wednesday:” ithu aavarathuku illai ” (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE) Thursday: “karuva pasanga” (MEN IN BLACK) Friday: “otta mama” (HOLLOW MAN) Saturday: “innoru naalaikku sangu oodhu” (DIE ANOTHER DAY) Sunday: “mama kadhai” (POLICE STORY) Paarthu magilungal…
Boyz vs Girls
Evlo padichalum girls sollum words?
Padikaladi,
Evlo kudichalum pasanga sollum words,
Bothai ye illa da mama. Unaku?
machi 1 quater sollen..
Padikaladi,
Evlo kudichalum pasanga sollum words,
Bothai ye illa da mama. Unaku?
machi 1 quater sollen..
LKG Arrear Groups
Maths Teacher:Aarula Anju pona enna varum?
LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
By
LKG arrear groups...
LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
By
LKG arrear groups...
Love Feel Kavithai
My Love Feel Kavithai:
Aval Sonnal.!.., Engo
Paartha
Mugam
Mathiri Therigiradhey Endru.!..,
En
Kangal Kalangina...
"Kanneer
Anjali Postarilum''.!...
Aval Sonnal.!.., Engo
Paartha
Mugam
Mathiri Therigiradhey Endru.!..,
En
Kangal Kalangina...
"Kanneer
Anjali Postarilum''.!...
Save Trees
Tholukku mel valarnthavanai kaiyaal adipathey thavaru... Kodaariyal vettalama...?? By "Trees". Save trees and grow it.. Save our world...
Funny Horoscope
Indraya Raasi palan:
Unga raasikku inniku neenga kulikka vendi irukkum, pallu velakkanum, unga mugathai neengale kannaadiyil paarkka koodum. totally indru kavanamaga iruka vendiya naal.. Careful morning...:-/
Unga raasikku inniku neenga kulikka vendi irukkum, pallu velakkanum, unga mugathai neengale kannaadiyil paarkka koodum. totally indru kavanamaga iruka vendiya naal.. Careful morning...:-/
Mother's Day Spl
Kaalangal
Maarinaalum
Maaraadhu
"Avalin
Manam"
Maranamae
Vandhaalum
Nammai
Nesippadhae
"Avalin
Gunam"
Thats "MOTHER"
Maarinaalum
Maaraadhu
"Avalin
Manam"
Maranamae
Vandhaalum
Nammai
Nesippadhae
"Avalin
Gunam"
Thats "MOTHER"
Friendship Kavithai
Manakum varai "Malar"
Mayakum varai "FIGURE"
Irukkum varai "Uyir"
Erakum varai "Un Natpu".
Mayakum varai "FIGURE"
Irukkum varai "Uyir"
Erakum varai "Un Natpu".
Amma Kavithai
En kallarai mel un peyarai Yezhuthi vai…
Ninai patharku alla…
Angum unnai nan Sumapatharku…!
Ninai patharku alla…
Angum unnai nan Sumapatharku…!
School Jokes
STUDENT : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
STUDENT: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
STUDENT: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
School Jokes
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
STUDENT: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
STUDENT: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
School Jokes
TEACHER : Now, STUDENT, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.
STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.
School Jokes
TEACHER : STUDENT, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as yourbrother’s. Did you copy his ?
STUDENT: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !
STUDENT: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !
School Jokes
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A teacher
STUDENT: A teacher
Bank Jokes
Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…
“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…
aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”
Atharku andha Person-oda reply….
“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….
Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan
Selavu panran….”
“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…
aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”
Atharku andha Person-oda reply….
“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….
Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan
Selavu panran….”
Recharge Joke
1008 Velai Irundhaalum
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,
Ayyo Ayyoo…
Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,
Ayyo Ayyoo…
Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..
Lovers day Sms
A boy’s eye is faster dan Google in searching beautiful girl in a crowd
but
A boy’s heart is slower dan Govt bus, while proposing a girl whom he truely LOVES.
but
A boy’s heart is slower dan Govt bus, while proposing a girl whom he truely LOVES.
Lovers day Special
Girl: Yenkkitta Azhagu Illaiyaa,
Arivu Illayaa,
Yeandaa Yenna Unakku Pidikkala.?
Boy: Unakku
“Thangachi Illaiye”..!
By
Machinichi FANS…
Arivu Illayaa,
Yeandaa Yenna Unakku Pidikkala.?
Boy: Unakku
“Thangachi Illaiye”..!
By
Machinichi FANS…
College Exam Jokes
In exam hall, boy asked girl,
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’.
Boy: Ellam en neram de.
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’.
Boy: Ellam en neram de.
College sms
Most funniest situation in student life.
V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says
PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..
V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says
PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..
Good night friends...
Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…
Student : Puriyala sir.
Good night friends!.
Student : Puriyala sir.
Good night friends!.
University grade sms
S-sappa mark
A-asingamana mark
B-Bad mark
C-Correct mark
D-distinction
E-excellent mark
U-university rank
A-asingamana mark
B-Bad mark
C-Correct mark
D-distinction
E-excellent mark
U-university rank
Sardar Jokes
Srdr: Naan Kerala'la Pirakathathu Nallatha Pochu!
Frnd:Y?
Sa: Eanna Enakku Malayalam Theriyathu..
Frnd:Y?
Sa: Eanna Enakku Malayalam Theriyathu..
Alagu Kavithai
Alagai pattri
kavithai Elutha sonnaargal!
Naan unnai patri eludhinen!
Adi pinnitaanga!
Gudnt!
kavithai Elutha sonnaargal!
Naan unnai patri eludhinen!
Adi pinnitaanga!
Gudnt!
Sardar Joke sms
Josiar: Unga Thosam Nivarthi Aganumna
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????
Sardar Joke sms
Josiar: Unga Thosam Nivarthi Aganumna
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????
Kavithai Sms
Kavithai:
Un
Paarvayai
Minnal Endrene
Oppukondaya..
Ippothu Paar
Vetti vittadhu
En
Idhayathai..!
Un
Paarvayai
Minnal Endrene
Oppukondaya..
Ippothu Paar
Vetti vittadhu
En
Idhayathai..!
Kavithai Sms
Kavithai:
Veenaga Yen
Thirandhu Vaikirai.?
un
Vizhi Vaasalai.!
Idhaya vasalai
Pooti
Saavi'i Iduppil
Mudindhu Konda Piragu..
Veenaga Yen
Thirandhu Vaikirai.?
un
Vizhi Vaasalai.!
Idhaya vasalai
Pooti
Saavi'i Iduppil
Mudindhu Konda Piragu..
Kavithai Sms
Kavithai:
Nee Pirinthu sendrapin
Un Ninaivugalai eppadi
Selavazhika..!
Kaagithangalil
Kavithaiyagava.!
Kangalil Kaneeragava.!
Nee Pirinthu sendrapin
Un Ninaivugalai eppadi
Selavazhika..!
Kaagithangalil
Kavithaiyagava.!
Kangalil Kaneeragava.!
Sardar Sms
Sardar: Excuse me, vaigai express poiducha?
TT: No.
Sardar: Pandian? Nellai?
TT: illa. Nee yenga poganum?
Sardar: Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum!
TT: No.
Sardar: Pandian? Nellai?
TT: illa. Nee yenga poganum?
Sardar: Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum!
Sad Kavithai
Sad Kavithai:
Vilaivugal Ariyaamal
Thuuvi Vittaai.!
Un Kadhalai.!
Vilainthu Irukkum
Vilaichalai Paar.!
"En Mugathil Thaadi"
Vilaivugal Ariyaamal
Thuuvi Vittaai.!
Un Kadhalai.!
Vilainthu Irukkum
Vilaichalai Paar.!
"En Mugathil Thaadi"
Kadhal Kavithai
Kannkal…
Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!
Udhadugal…
Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!
Ennam…
Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!
Kavithaigal…
Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!
Anbe!!!
Ennai Neeyum…
Unnai Naanum…
Thirudi Kondom!!!
Nam Idhayangalai
Thirudiyadhu…
Kadhal!!!
Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!
Udhadugal…
Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!
Ennam…
Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!
Kavithaigal…
Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!
Anbe!!!
Ennai Neeyum…
Unnai Naanum…
Thirudi Kondom!!!
Nam Idhayangalai
Thirudiyadhu…
Kadhal!!!
Lover's Specials
En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…
Lover's Specials
Un Koondhalil
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhu
Magizhchiyai Uyir Vittana
Pookkal…
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhu
Magizhchiyai Uyir Vittana
Pookkal…
Adhu Pola Than…
Un Idhayathil
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhal Podhum
Magizhchiyai Uyir Viduven
Nanum…
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhal Podhum
Magizhchiyai Uyir Viduven
Nanum…
Lover's Specials
En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…
Lover's Specials
Un Koondhalil
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhu
Magizhchiyai Uyir Vittana
Pookkal…
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhu
Magizhchiyai Uyir Vittana
Pookkal…
Adhu Pola Than…
Un Idhayathil
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhal Podhum
Magizhchiyai Uyir Viduven
Nanum…
Oru Naal Uyir Vazhndhal Podhum
Magizhchiyai Uyir Viduven
Nanum…
Office Jokes
Staff1: Office-la Mobile-la Silentlathan Use pannanumnu Manager sollittar.
Staff2: Ean???
Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Adhan!!!
Staff2: Ean???
Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Adhan!!!
Nice Thoughts
Yarayum Athikamaga
Nesithu Vidadhey!..
Avargal Nammidam
Pesadha Oru Nimidam Kuda..,
Naragamaga Marividum.
I miss u everysecond.
Good Night…
Nesithu Vidadhey!..
Avargal Nammidam
Pesadha Oru Nimidam Kuda..,
Naragamaga Marividum.
I miss u everysecond.
Good Night…